Frequency B Sports Network (TheUnHinged)
The Unhinged is a fast-paced football satire and multi-sport audio drama series following lead anchor Rusty (a paranoid, matrix-obsessed analyst) and Blinky the Bear (his long-suffering audio tech).
Operating out of an undisclosed 16-bit mobile surveillance van, Rusty and Blinky intercept live satellite feeds, post-match teleferences, and telemetry data across Europe’s top leagues—auditing matchday results before League Compliance can trace their signal.
From Premier League stoppage-time "glitches" and La Liga tactical exploits to F1 telemetry traps and combat sports frame-rate breakdowns, The Unhinged exposes the absurd, hilarious, and over-clocked reality of modern sports.
🎙️ New episodes drop 4x weekly: • Monday: The Weekend Football Audit
• Wednesday: The Midweek Tactical Glitch / Intercept Special
• Friday: The Multi-Sport System Intercept
• Sunday: Sunday Night Emergency Reaction
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Episodes
72 episodes
HAALAND BREAKS SILENCE ON CITY GUILTY VERDICT"
🚨 BREAKING: Erling Haaland urges fans to "stick together" after Man City ar re found GUILTY of Premier League financial rule breaches ahead of Sunday's clash at Anfield.Coach Grog: "You can't 'stick toget...
"LIVE CALLER HOT TAKE! ⚽😡 part2
he Premier League returns this weekend, and Sunday gives us Liverpool vs. Manchester City at Anfield! ⚽🔥Terry on the Hotline says Liverpool win 3–1 because of City's off-pitch distractions. Brad says City’s 89.2% press-resistance ...
"LIVE CALLER HOT TAKE! ⚽😡 part1
Caller Terry says Arsenal will put 4 past Leeds on Saturday. Grog says it’s a post-break trap match. ⚽Who’s right? 👇 🔴 Terry (4–0 Arsenal) 🔵 Grog (Trap Match)
16 DAYS OF NO FOOTBALL?! ⚽😡
The 16-day international window is finally over! Coach Grog is furious about missing Premier League Saturdays, but Coach Val says cutting long-haul travel fatigue by 38% saved the players! ⚽🔥Who do you side with? Comment 'GROG' or 'VAL'...
The Rule Change That Destroyed NFL Defense"
Are 4,000-mile transatlantic flights and soft roughing-the-passer flags ruining NFL football, or is player protection and global expansion just smart sports science? 🏈🇬🇧In today’s Frequency B NFL Special, Rusty, Coach Grog, Brad, and Co...
WEMBLEY 2011: THE NIGHT PEP BROKE SIR ALEX"
Was the 2010/11 Barcelona side the greatest club team in football history, or did Pep Guardiola's passing carousel just over-complicate the game? ⚽On today’s Retro Tuesday Autopsy, Rusty, Coach Grog, Brad, and our new Aussie High-Perform...
16 DAYS OF NOTHING!
16 DAYS without domestic football. ⚽💀FIFA merged the September and October windows into one 16-day block. The sports scientists say it cuts long-haul flight fatigue by 38% and protects player welfare. Coach Grog says it kills club moment...
IT’S A COMPLETE SCAM!" 💀 Villa’s Positional Play Flops | Frequency B Sports
Two points from twelve. A 4–0 thrashing by Spurs. And Natalia Arroyo is OUT at Aston Villa Women! 🚨Is Spanish "positional play" an elite tactical blueprint, or is it just an expensive PowerPoint presentation that gets shredded in the WSL...
7-0 ENGLAND DEMOLITION! 💀 Modrić Completely Broken
Luka Modrić has conquered European football, won the Ballon d'Or, and controlled world-class midfields for over a decade. But every legend has a match they wish they could erase forever.In this video, we break down Luka Modrić’s darkest ...
🔥 "You Wouldn't Last In Aberdeen!" Sir Alex Furious at Modern Football
You wouldn't last in Aberdeen!" 🤬 Sir Alex Ferguson gives his brutally honest verdict on modern football and today's players.Could modern stars handle old-school management? Let us know in the comments! 👇Make sure to like, comment...
Are Premier League Clubs About To Expel Man City?"😱
🚨 EMERGENCY FREQUENCY B DISPATCH: THE TAXMAN ENTERS THE TITLE RACE!Kaveh Solhekol reports the Treasury Committee has written to HMRC to investigate 9 years of Man City's finances.Brad says: "It's merely complex deferred remuneration...
MARESCA POSTS BARE FEET?! 🦶 Grog Snaps: "Socrates Didn't Have An Expense Account!" #Shorts
🚨 EMERGENCY FREQUENCY B DISPATCH: ENZO MARESCA'S SOCRATES CRISIS!Enzo posted a photo of his bare feet quoting Socrates: "I know that I know nothing."Brad says: "It's an elite epistemic deflection strategy ahead of Anfield."Grog ...
STRIP MAN CITY'S TITLES?! 🚨 Carragher Erupts: "Melt The Medals!"
🚨 THE MAN CITY VERDICT TRIBUNAL: CARRAGHER WANTS THEM STRIPPED!Carragher says: "The trophies should be wiped from the list and the owners removed."Brad says: "City's legal appeal will prove the commercial framework was optimal."...
BAZ ON CR7: "He Thinks He's The King Of England!" 💀 #Shorts
🚨 FREQUENCY B SPECIAL REPORT: CRISTIANO RONALDO LEAVES CAMP!Brad says: "His global enterprise value and sleep telemetry mathematically justify private aviation."Grog says: "Eat canteen chicken with the squad or get locked in the lau...
BAZ ON BOSTON: "My Auntie Hits Harder With A Rolling Pin!" 💀 #Shorts
🚨 2026 MLB POSTSEASON TRIBUNAL: YANKEES CRUSH RED SOX 9–0!Brad says: "Boston's expected slugging percentage (xSLG) proved the process was optimal."Grog says: "Down 9-0 and you didn't even charge the pitcher? Softest team in America....
ASIAN GAMES CHAOS! 💀 Video Games Hand Out Official Gold Medals! #Shorts
🚨 2026 ASIAN GAMES TRIBUNAL: ESPORTS HANDS OUT OFFICIAL GOLD MEDALS!Brad says: "400 actions per minute and 120ms neural reflexes make gamers elite athletes."Grog says: "Javelin throwers tear their shoulders off while you sit in a ga...
21-YEAR-OLD MONSTER! 🚨 Grog Snaps: "He Dragged A Taxpayer Into Round 5!" #Shorts
🚨 UFC APEX AUTOPSY: RAUL ROSAS JR. HEADLINE TKO!Brad says: "Rosas Jr.'s 300-strike cardio algorithm mathematically obsoletes UFC veterans."Grog says: "Barcelos has a mortgage and bad knees! Rosas skipped homework to beat up a grown ...
WISSA SILENCES 60,000 IN HARARE! 💀 Brad's AFCON Model Vindicated?! #Shorts
BAZ WARNS HAALAND: "Arteta Will Hook You For Jorginho!" 🤬 #Shorts
🚨 114 CHARGES TRANSFER TRIBUNAL: HAALAND TO THE EMIRATES?!Brad says: "Arsenal can trigger an emergency equity bond to pay his £500k/wk."Grog says: "Gabriel and Saliba would two-foot him in the car park on Day 1."Baz (Line 1): "A...
FRANCE CAN'T SCORE?! 🤬 8 Shots Denied In Brussels! #Shorts
🚨 LIVE AT 35': BELGIUM 0-0 FRANCE (KING BAUDOUIN STADIUM).France have 8 shots, 4 on target, 93% passing accuracy.Senne Lammens has made 4 world-class saves to keep Belgium level.THE HALFTIME BALLOT BOX IS OPEN:👍 HIT LIKE...
ZIMBABWE VS DR CONGO! 🇿🇼 Grog Snaps: "Harare Will Shake!" #Shorts
🚨 GROUP E WARFARE: ZIMBABWE VS DR CONGO (18:00 CAT).Brad says: "DR Congo's European backline will absorb the pressure."Grog says: "60,000 fans in Harare don't care about your Ligue 1 stats. Warriors win on heart."THE BUNKER ...
114 CHARGES GUILTY! 🤬 "Inside Job By North London?!"
🚨 THE 114 GUILTY LEAK: DEEP STATE FOOTBALL TRIBUNAL.Grog: "The reserve keeper was paid in offshore cruise ships. Relegate them to the 9th tier!"Brad: "The Swiss tea leaf holding company complied with international tax conventions."<...
This Isn't A Bar Fight, Grog!" 💀 Tuchel Snaps Back! #Shorts
[ EMERGENCY INTERCEPT // FREQUENCY B DISPATCH #148 ]RADAR STATUS: 4,212 OPERATORS LOCKED IN // TARGET: SECTOR 5,000MASTER WIRE AUDIO: 169 VERIFIED // 81 SEATS TO SECTOR 250!Wembley Stadium. 2-1 lead surrendered. Two goals co...
ENGLAND 2-3 SPAIN: KANE MISSES PENALTY & SQUAD COLLAPSES! 🚨 (Coach Grog Destroys Tuchel)
[ EMERGENCY BUNKER TRANSMISSION // PIRATE ARCHIVE #146-WEMBLEY-COLLAPSE ]RADAR TELEMETRY: 3,867 VIEWS // TARGET: SECTOR 4,000 (133 TO GO)GRID TELEMETRY: 543 VIEWS // 478 UNIQUE OPERATORS (22 TO SECTOR 500)MASTER WIRE: 169 VERIFI...
🚨 21-YEAR-OLD PHENOM VS 39-YEAR-OLD KILLER TONIGHT AT THE APEX. Part 1
🚨 21-YEAR-OLD PHENOM VS 39-YEAR-OLD KILLER TONIGHT AT THE APEX.Brad says Rosas has "scramble velocity equity."Grog says Barcelos is going to crack his chin with a counter hook.Drop your fight verdict before the cage door loc...